A stewardess walks into the cockpit and asks the pilots to ask if they would like to hear a joke...
So they say sure, go ahead. So the stewardess asks: What's the difference between a cockpit and a condom?
The pilots think and think but don't come up with the answer.. When they still dont know the answer she replies: A cockpit has two dickheads in it...
She's laughing her ass off but the pilots don't think it's very funny.. So the captain asks the stewardess do you know the difference between a bag of tea and a used Tampon?
So she says no... actually I have no idea!
In that case I'll have a cup off coffee!