hihi / haha / whorewhore/ hoho.....whatever.....
There is a vast difference between striking the n key in place of the m key as opposed to entire chapters of zero punctuated, "txt" dribble & incomprehensible crap. It's a solid indictment of calibre CX is attracting. Sort of like yourself.
And don't pretend you stand for something. You're a sell out, and proud of it. You will be for the rest of your life. Your best attribute "IF" (one huge "IF") you get onto CX will be the red nose that will go with the uniform you've disgraced.