What a chilling thought....ringing up the CAA....saying oh by the way dear chap....why just yesterday I tossed yer rule book out the windy.....made like that American singer...what was his name...Sinatra....and errrr....yes...these were the circumstances and this is why I did what I did....WHAT? You mean that regulation printed in Version 8954, dated yesterday, but not promulgated yet....denies me dispensation for said act and you must make a voluminous report about my violations and see the appropriate punishments are applied.....HOW MUCH, FOR HOW LONG? Or I can get a barrister?
I like the American way....do said sinful act or acts......and get on bent knee....pray forgiveness and ask for divine intervention (please lord, strike the FAA both blind and deaf for a while ?) and when confronted by the video tape....continue to insist that is not you and that it must be your idiot brother!
