Dear Toilet,
Because of people like you that we have 4 different pay scales for Captains and 3 for FO's.............It is not because we are in the M.E. that we can be treated like a toilet stuff( I guess you like it), anyway.........keep behaving as an Alice in the wonderland and let's see how you career will end up......I hope in the right seat.....for the sake of you crew and pax (no place for gamblers here!!!).
Enjoy you Kandahar flights!