Oh dear Skillet, based on that last rant I think we can both see who is being irrational. In all honesty your obsession with rebutting every sentence I posted raises series questions about your security, or lack thereof. Seriously I don't think jumping up and down and screaming 'silly little story' quite makes the point you intend.
Anyway I think I will call it quits here as a rational debate, as you say, is probably not possible when our worldviews differ as much as ours. God bless and good luck.