This is most definitely a wind up surely? But for the record I have only a bare handful of GCSE's....people change from being a spotty 16 year old given time.
GCSE's mean very little. Life experience I think counts for a great deal.
Let anyone who wants to have a think about that do so. Anyone who wants to train and has the dosh and balls, well good luck, cos we all know you need loads of it (both) in this game.