I told my mate you didn’t look like real Corporals
Yea, right; they'd all had a few drinks and I'm not that brave.
Not for nothing was the pub nearest the station out of bounds to officers
Argosy FE doing walk-round approached by Army officer.
AO: "Staff Sergeant!"
AFE: "I'm a Flight Sergeant, Sir."
AO: "If you were in the Army you'd be a Staff Sergeant."
AFE: "No, Sir; if I were in the Army I'd be a Brigadier!"