Gee NSN I'd love to come home and be your right hand seat bitch in your awesome turboprop.
Let me check, I've got 9000 TT 7000 multi, a few years turboprop command, a few years on heavy jets. Should be good enough to get a CV on the right pile. Who knows I might even be good enough to get a command on that incredible rocket ship that is the Dash 8, if I wait in line for 10 or 15 years.
Oh wait I haven't got 50 hours recent NZ IFR experience
Guess I'm not good enough to make the grade with you bunch of sky gods after all.
Well I'm gutted but you've left me no choice, I'll have to go "bend over and grab my ankles" for the other guys
. The ones with airbuses, that pay more than you.
Ah well I'm over it
