Ok, late Thursday night and time to put this one to bed.
Honourable mention to NutLoose for sheer imagination for his gear down warning system.
In Third place: ExAscot for the topical "Ginger PVR'd"
Second place to Steve Cox for "Are you sure this is what the ground crew meant when they said it would cost a monkey to fix?"
And the winner is ... 622 for "Flt Lt Miggins thought he needed to clear things up after telling people he was off to spank his monkey."
Over to you buddy...