Its a little known (possibly made up) fact that those hard-working chaps and ladies of Tactical Supply Wing are disciples of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The weak and needy swoop in, they are touched by the disciples rubber-covered noodly appendages formed in His image and then those touched by His greatness swoop away fulfilled and ready to do good in the world.
Honestly, they are spiritual people and not for one second would they consider rimming the spare coffee mugs in the crewroom.