It's not meant to be full of humour, it's supposed to be full of NEWS. Quite simple really. If people want to let rip with their imagination, how about Jet Blast? In the meantime, this thread, and pointless postings like yours, are the reason so few of my pilot colleagues actually bother coming in to Pprune. It's becoming less essential whilst there is so little hard news and so much surmising. Why the world and his wife finds it so fascinating to nose around here I'll never understand. All the more reason that the private forums are needed, but looking at this particular forum these days, I can see why so many actual professional pilots don't bother with Pprune at all! It's been abandoned to every wannabe/wouldn't it be nice if I had been!