fearcampaign and Captain Gidday...
As Wayne Kearns says, "if you have to choose between a f&*^ up, or a conspiracy, it's always the F%$# up".
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Yep. Those blokes are too stupid to organise a conspiracy.
Absolute gold! Priceless.
But Gidday...your reference to 'blokes' in your hypotheis displays gender bias. So your hypothesis seems to lack 'Wirth'.
Perhaps it could be restated as:
Yep. QF management ar$eclowns are too stupid to organise a conspiracy.
They're having a bl00dy good try at it though!