Naughty Boy
Good to see you have got your priorities right. It is amazing to hear how many people say "if I had my time again" assuming they could walk into the RAF, well fortunately there are measures in place to stop ar$e holes like you getting anywhere near an RAF aircraft.
Any way I wouldn't worry about the "official line" on officer first ... etc, you obviously have the officer qualities of a tw@t.
Or maybe your just a complete wind-up