My post was intended to be a joke. IO540 obviously got it as I'm sure the vast majority of readers did. I was perfectly aware you were referring to oil seed rape and not human sexual assault.
Its just that I really can't abide what these plants get up to. Probably down to imported oil seed and not indigenous varieties.
IO540 recently reminded us of the staggering statistic that half the UK's population is below average intelligence. I think this bears consideration in this case.