Sad times indeed,
good bye to all the ops staff, its been a pleasure to have worked with you (more so now I have worked with the 'others')
EGHQ - my favourite was when a NQY cc night stopped in plh and did a plh flight, at the same time a PLh cc night stopped in nqy, rostered to do a nqy flight but ended up sat a health spa for 3 days on stby.
or more recently, the FO and CC on standby in abz, but with no captain, and no AC!
or how about selling a flight with 3000 ibs of cargo, on a ac that can only carry 2500!