No need Bral.
The senior cognoscenti are now using the latest Airbus Industry 'Z' Frame. Made of Carbon Composites, it is lighter and stronger with no corrosive problems from unexpected leaks.
The VLS feature (Very Lost Senior) transmits a real-time GPS position to your best beloved's cellphone.
As an added bonus, the "Flies By Wire" technology allows faster zip action for the incipient incontinent.
The "Last Ditch" stand is the Alpha Floor Diaper, which has the absorbent capacity of Two Loos.
Lightning is the word, then back to the Hospitality Area!