In the interview room...
Captain Speaking: So Mr Bloggs, thanks for coming in for the interview today. I trust you had a good flight especially since you paid full fare as we only gave you 6 days notice of your interview, despite sitting on your application for 3 months and...oh, hang on a minute, what is that under your arm?
Mr Bloggs (Definately not a Captain huh): Sir, they are my Jeppesen plates, I brought them along to show you how commited and professional I am, plus like the feel of the mock leather against my skin.
Captain Speaking: Raises eyebrows, sighs, looks at rest of panel. Oh I see. Very good.