Passenger dings his call bell. I stroll on down and when i get there a gentleman tells me he can hear someone downstairs, trying not to laugh i told him that the agents and paperwork told me the person downstairs in the coffin was dead but that i would go down and double check.
I also remember convincing a passenger that "that fing on d end of d wing" was an air to air refuelling dock but that we had plenty of fuel so he wouldnt be seeing the flying tanker today.......