Clearly someone has noticed that airports are noisy.
They are so let's close them.
Have you ever been stationary by a motorway?
What a racket!
Let's close them!
Do we want commerce or silence?
The aviation industry is continually under pressure to reduce noise, and rightly so, but what is the alternative?
Is there a serious suggestion that we should stop travelling?
Most modern aircraft are not all that annoying.
What I would ban, if I were ruler of the Universe, is the B737-200.
Are you listening MOL?