Mad Hatters Tea Party
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!
Controllers: It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.
Management: There's only one way to stop a MAD WATCH. I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Here comes the Union Rep:
Off with his head!!
Would you like a little more tea?
Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Yes. You can always take more than nothing. Its a bit like TOIL.
Now then, are you ready for your sentence?
But there has to be a verdict first.
Sentence first! Verdict afterwards! Off with his head!!
What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
Nothing.
Nothing whatever?
Nothing whatever!
That's very important! Jury, write that down!
Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.
Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing ADG, into a game of TOIL, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
Never mind all that! Get to the part where ADG loses his temper.
...thereby causing ADG to lose his temper.
Someone's head IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!
Rule 42: All persons higher than the 4th floor must leave the court immediately.
I am not in the Tower, and I'm not leaving.
Sorry. Rule 42, you know.
Now back to work.
This place really is quite mad.
Apologies to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson