Recently heard in the vicinity of a Nth Qld CTAF at night:
"Traffic (location) XYZ, 20 DME inbound estimate circuit at two-five" (female voice)
"Click-click-click". (XYZ trying to activate PAL on the CTAF)
No lights came on.
"Click-click-click".
Still no lights
"Click-click-click".
Still no lights
Low-pitched, husky voice male voice from another aircraft: "Ah XYZ, you gotta do it sloooooower babe....."
followed by "Click..........click........click" and the lights coming on.
Female from XYZ "mmmm thanks hon, was it good for you too?"