Ohhh yes, I really had a good laugh - keep going!
Africa...
...if you safe half your lunch because you even have to bribe the dogs running around at the airfield...
...if every local at the airport is chewing green stuff - ignoring the "NO KHAT" signs...
...if you never(!) touch anything other than your private parts whilst using a public lavatory - don't tell your kids at home that YOU didn't wash your fingers...
But I really miss Africa - please drop me a PM if you know somebody who is looking for a King Air pilot
(See my other post for details)