Sharkey Ward, Sharkey Ward, flying through the glade................
Sharkey Ward, Sharkey Ward, human hand greeenade.............
Makes more noise than a w*nking skelleetton....
Sharkey Ward, Sharkey Ward, Sharkey Waaaardd....
Repeat ad infinitum till he shuts his ill-informed beardy cakehole - some hope!
Blatantly plagiarised from the Python Sketch "Dennis Moore" - but hey it's my own lyrics!
Chorus : (sings) Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
and his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich, he gives to the poor,
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.