So rather than actually try to explain to someone what you would say in that very circumstance you spout said Bolleaux trying to wriggle out....
Typical "not my job guv" attitude.
Or is it that you can't explain because you don't know either.
Also isn't it very apt that you allow yourself to badmouth others but can't take any yourself and instead resort to mild threats and a "holier than thou" attitude.....
How about you read what's on the bottom of the forum here and apply the cap that fits.....
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