"Do you get off on this claptrap? "
No - do you get off on being a short sighted fool?
A short sighted fool with several hundred hours operating out of ASI and who wears a Falklands medal. A short sighted fool with a Masters Degree in International Relations. A short sighted fool who has studied and taught military doctrine and tactics...and a short sighted fool who has commanded men and machines all over the globe.
You my friend are embarrasing yourself. Best stick to face thingy