Don't worry native speaking consultant orthopaedic surgeons don't get it in my experence.
And they don't find it funny either especially if they have written a research paper saying an implant needs to be produced with it for it to be a workable concept.
Another route maybe is to buy a complete airframe that is very near to spar life limit. It would give you a spare engine and all those other parts which are a pain to get.
eg
Piper PA38-112 Tomahawk | eBay UK