Cilla Black - The absolute b***h from hell!
Mick Hucknell - Her male twin.
Julie Andrews - Wonderful, warm and friendly
Blake Edwards (Pink Panther) her husband - Not!
Bill Wyman - Nice bloke
Mick Jagger - Short bloke.
Prince Edward - Nice lad
Prince - Mad lad
Paul McCartney - Really ordinary, nice bloke.
Heather Mills - Really extraordinary not nice bird.
John Prescott - Ignorant pig trying to out do Cilla but with less charm.
Anne Robinson - Not at all like her screen persona