Wingunder, I love it!
AC tires get stuck to melting apron due to A1 eating it away
When flying into Addis on a foggy morning, after holding for a couple of hours, ATC comes on with "Visibility now 5km, report VOR outbound" we asked "Say Ceiling" the reply was "Ceiling now 15 meters" on a VOR approach.
The Ethiopian Captain above us in the hold gave the poor controler a lenghty shout down of wich I only could understand the words ceiling and visibility...
But customs never asked about the beer crates that were handed to us just past the checkpoint, in their plain view...