The best one liner’s
What’s the best one liner you have ever used or heard to call in sick?
I heard one not long ago… before she had even left the hotel to sign on… “I’ve lost my ears!”
Gee… I hope she found them!… probably left them at the bar!
Another was.. “My cat has jumped off the balcony of my apartment!”
Wow... I hope she got someone to look after her pussy! That can't be good!
