I was saving these for my Midway Airlines interview but feel free to use them, since I haven't even finished my CPL yet. They are the only quick and clean, non-offensive (sorta') jokes I know.
Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says "You taste something funny?"
Two Cannibals are eating a mermaid. One looks at the other and says "You smell something fishy?"
If two Cannibals ate a Chinese man ... would they just be hungry again an hour later?
:0)
Snakum
[This message has been edited by Snakum (edited 08 March 2001).]