A fellow spots a nice looking girl in a bar so he goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asks her name.
"Carmen," she replies.
"That's a nice name," he says warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answers.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she says looking directly into his eyes.
"What's your name?"
"Beerfanny." he replies