nomorecatering, the showdown will be in Alice Springs at sunrise. It's about halfway between where Wally and the Goblin live. Bring your car. Its not as though you're going to be needing it for a few months anyway.
In the red corner, Captain Wally and his supporters who say it would take a very long time for oil to seep past the seals into the cylinders.
In the blue corner, The Green Goblin and his supporters, who say the cylinders will fill rapidly and easily.
This is clearly the only way to settle this discussion.
If I ever start a band, I think I'll call it Wally and the Goblins...