More seriously, the raid will now be carried out by a squadron of B17s (the 617th?), led by Tom Cruise, with Will Smith playing one of the other captains, and Morgan Freeman taking the Barnes Wallis role. "Trigger" will no longer be a black lab, but one of those loveable mutts from the Walt Disney cute dog farm.
You don't think so? Well as Dengue Dude pointed out, they made U257 - gotta sell that film in the US to make it pay.