Shhhh. The first rule of BanClub is......well, you know the first rule.
To be honest, I'm amazed this thread hasn't just disappeared into the bit-bucket already.
I can't see Guppy appearing on the forum's equivalent of "Desert Island Discs" in a hurry, somehow....although the prospect of a bemused Kirsty Young being asked to play "Achy Breaky Heart" eight times in a row, before allowing him a 30 ought 8 as his luxury, does rather appeal.