The next time the gang at NWI wants to check your prescription eye drops for nitro glycerine just insist that the person intending to do so wears a pair of sterilised surgical gloves. Then when they want to confiscate the piece of string you carry in your hand baggage so that you can strap up a wayward suitcase the other end, ask them please to impound the belt of every man or woman with more than a 48 inch waist because that too could be used as a restraint. Norwich airport is a dirty little place and at £5 a departure, it's an expensive airport. In spite of the fact that it is nearer for many than STN, which is a little less disgusting, if it weren't for KLM and the AMS hub the end would be nearer than nigh.