The bug had probably crawled into the meal after gorging itself in all that 'good stuff' that collects under each seat (go on, I dare you to lift up a cushion and take a look), some nice old food crumbs, grit, hair, gum, spew remnants and other condiments that require Grissom and the team from CSI to analyse.
I want to know if :
a) The bug paid for priority boarding ?
b) The bug was actually 'da little fella' ?
c) The bug got 'slugged' for excess baggage / (couldn't resist that one)
d) The bug received an emergency exit briefing ?
e) The bug was kept as a momento and will be auctioned off on EBay with all profits going to the 'Executive Management Bonus Scheme' ?
f) The bug was actually a beetle larvae and not some sort of pubic lice that had been transferred to the seat by one of the standard qulaity pax ?