"It's more likely to be a rice worm".
Oh, well that's fine then.
"Obviously this is an incident which has to do with our caterers," the spokeswoman said.
"It's an isolated case and it's highly unlikely it's a maggot."
More stellar commentary and
PR work from the Wirth school of corporate relations. The message from that statement is pretty much; "It's not our fault or responsibility, we didn't do it it's our lazy subcontractor's fault, passengers are stupid and can't tell the difference between worms and maggots, sheez
[hair toss]!"
"It's probably the best bit of protein in that meal."
A round of applause for the Prof!
