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When Judgment Is Clouded
MILITARY | SCOTLAND, UK |
(We give weather forecast information for Royal Air Force aircrew officers for fast jet flying.)
Caller: “Hi this is flying officer [name] with [squadron]. I need the weather for 5 hours time on the west coast.”
Me: “So that’s the forecast pressure, wind and cloud cover?”
Caller: “No, I don’t want the forecast conditions. I want the actual weather for 5 hours ahead.”
Me: “I can only do actuals for what’s happened, but I can give my best forecast.”
Caller: “No, that’s not good enough. I don’t want forecasts. I want to know what’s going to actually happen!”
(Someone else takes the call.)
Caller 2: “Hi this is [squadron] navigator. Sorry about that. Can I get the forecast conditions for him, please?”