Breaking news
NPAS have managed to secure the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, this will then be used to purchase a number of Flying Monkeys being held in Chester zoo since the end of filming 'The wizard of Oz'
Following in depth meeting in the middle East it has been confirmed that as of April 2012 all police officers will be issued a magic lamp, when rubbed the ASU Genie will appear and ask how we can be of assistance. The Genie and only the Genie will then contact the control room where 'The Chuckle Brothers' have been employed. They will then adopt the 'To you, to me!' deployment method where the aircraft will fly back and forth and achieve very little.
During a session on a OuiJa board Mike Read was contacted and asked to assist with decision for locating the units. These were confirmed by the UEOs standing in a line, Mike asking them where they want to be, followed by him shouting...'RUN AROUND.......GO!' The UEOS then ran to where they wanted to be and those deemed to be in the wrong location were 'Binned'
I'll keep you all informed of any future developments
