Border security
Just read that the US Border patrol is way down on agents, because they are leaving in droves to join the TSA (as have a lot of FBI, police, sheriff, Secret Service etc). I wonder if it is the money (surely not; they still only get minimum wage there) or the fun of sticking it to the little old ladies and kids?
So all you people who live near the southern borders of the US, better watch out for those illegals crossing with impunity, and better hope they are not armed with the dreaded nail files!
Have brains gone out of style in the US? I wonder..