It's part of the New World Order to creat a race of zombies who accept that we will have an EU Army to patrol our streets and stop using English words and insist on Sharia Law and the return of President Blair and the Davos Economics clacque controlled by the Vatican. Meanwhile, the old buffers down at the Legion will be banned from wearing blazers with Regimental and Squadron badges because this doesn't comply with EU legislation and the world 'Royal' will be dropped and replaced with Federal and....(sound of black Omega pulling up outside)*
* Oh no it wasn't. It was a Community Care Ambulance responding to a PPruner call.