Distaff - None of the above actually happened obviously, it's just people exaggerating to prove how 'wild' they are.
When I turned up the chaps were looking over the new 1:500,000 format, with Grim Reaper commenting that the recently published simplified charts detailing the low level VFR corridors were definitely a good idea.
This is definitely the last time I go to a bash - I mean, can't you guys let your hair down just once?