Shoot George W Bush, then you should get 100 million Americans to sign your petition for US citizen ship, of the 100 million, 50% should be female, so you could marry one of them aswell.
Apart from that H1b needs company sponsorship, difficult to find a company that will do this, and then it takes apx 6 months to come thru', then they will apply for a green card which takes about 3 years. Problem is that there are plenty of yank pilots. If you find a company that will sponsor your H1B then they have to prove to the INS that they cannot find an American who could do the job.....loads of Yank pilots around.
As the other guys have said..marry an american chick.