How about leaving the refuelling kit and tanks in and run special ultra-long haul holidays for, let's say, about 100 pax on a KC330 - once in a lifetime trip non-stop to the Falklands anyone?
And while we're about it, how about using all those crap SA80(A whatever) as more realistic laser/paintball gaming weapons. Just add laser pointing device and Bob's yer uncle!
And what about using surplus Warriors and Challenger II's as heavy farm tractors - help out the poor struggling farmer for free?
And then we could use an anti-mine flail tank to thrash some sense into the "New" Labour Cabinet!
And what about some retired Army fellas as Leader of the Opposition - oh, sorry, we did that already!
God the possibilities are endlesss! Let's hear some more.