RIGHT YOU ‘ORIBBLE LOT! ON THE COMMAND ‘HAAARRRGHH’, SEAT ROWS 50 TO 100 WILL ADVANCE IN OPEN FILE AND EMPLANE. THE REST OF YOU WILL REMAIN AT ATTENTION.
IF YOU DON’T TURN THAT TELEPHONE OFF, YOU’LL ‘AVE TO STICK YER HAND UP YOUR ARSE TO ANSWER IT!
I’M NOT CLEARING IN THESE RATIONS TILL YOU’VE CLEANED YOUR MESS TINS! I WANT TO SEE MY FACE IN IT – OR YOU’LL GO DOWN FOR TWENTY!
‘This is the Captain – please extinguish all cigarettes and lower the blinds during special weapons release. Seat belts should be fastened and all electronic equipment turned off until the initial nuclear effects have subsided.’
The lunatics are pleased to announce that they now have control of the asylum.
I’ll take on the opposition anyday. It’s my management I can’t beat!