Surely someone should have been watching their backs, and someone else should possibly have jumped in to help out the 'Coningsby two'.
You ARE joking aren't you?
If a bloke is trusted enough to strap the biggest boys toy in the world to his aerse and fly millions of pounds worth of kit around the sky and drop big bangs on people, I expect him to be able to wipe his own backside and keep it out of trouble. Anything else deserves a massive and long-lasting slap.