Just a quick update - I've had a swift response from the club secretary, and they are already following the thread. They weren't too happy with the photo on P1, and in respect of the comments which accompanied it I must say I agree with them. Let's try and stick to the point guys and not get too personal, or this thread could go the same way as its predecessor. I see the mods have removed a couple of rather snide ad hominem posts directed at me - thanks for that, but as the originator of those posts is a serial offender in that respect I wasn't too worried by them.
I'll keep you posted.