Hmmm.... Hi Chaps. Were we at the same bash? I recall a couple of Pimms at a pleasant riverside location, an extremely hospitable pub manager (and owner), a barman that didn't physically assault me and a very agreeable evening at home with my girlfriend afterwards.
I recall nothing about getting bladdered as bu99ery, a miserable cow who threw us out of the pub for spending too much money, a barman who tried to push me over (to encourage me to leave), vomiting into the Thames on my walk home (can't remember any other method of transport but I MUST have got the tube), falling comatose on the settee at home and snoring so loudly that the girlfriend needed headphones to hear the TV.
I neither recall waking up on said settee at 0700hrs Sunday morning and managing to stop throwing up at about 1700hrs.
Who are you people anyway!!??
