Secretsooty
Secretsooty, you are clearly a rook (1985?). Get some time in. While you were learning your sooty hobby at the College of Knowledge, some of we graduates of my beloved Alma Mater were manning the ramparts of The Free World in order to repel the onslaught of the Teeming Hordes of the Red Empire.
I bet you even had collar-attached shirts. Pah!
HB