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Technical Glitch Scares Passengers
Australian passengers told of their terrible scare aboard a Tasmanian bound Compass flight which was politely asked to return to Perth yesterday due to coffee tasting good.
Some passengers were offended that the 943 passengers were told few details of the kerfuffle.
They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Aero-spatiale IL-96 landed.
Passenger Bill Smith last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'It's a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear', the passenger said.